- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

I LIKE TRAINS

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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