What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Psychics.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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good one jess !!

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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