Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Guess what? The Game.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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giddy goat

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Anti Joke

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