- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Religion.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

TIMMAH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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