why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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rarw

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Health food.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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