What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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A Sloth runs...

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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kkk

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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