What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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