So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Not a joke.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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The WNBA.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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