Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

thumbs up!

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Not a joke.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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