If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Sarah Palin

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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