- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

How much Is a free app on my market?

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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