- Anti Joke

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

knock knock no ones home

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.