Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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