- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

A Sloth runs...

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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