- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

gay marriage.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Catholicism.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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