- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Gun Control

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

you know whats funny... nothing.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??