Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Cool Brian

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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out of your comfort zone

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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