- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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