- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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