Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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