I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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bacon

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Tunechi

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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