- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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