- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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