- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What is a chair?

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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