- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

you know whats funny... nothing.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

U mad?

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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