bees knees

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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you lose.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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