And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Once upon a time, The end.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Women's rights.

Take this and put it- No.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

ME NAME IS JEFF

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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