- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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