A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What black and has children A black man

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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