Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Gun Control

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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