If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Psychics.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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good one jess !!

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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