2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

A man makes a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Bumsniffer

I ponder

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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