A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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im watching you..

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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baby seal walks into a club

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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