Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

A blind man walks into a wall.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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