- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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