Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

you know whats funny... nothing.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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