- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Justin Bieber got laid

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Do you know the muffin man? No

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Donkey lips

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Rigo your a stupid ass

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