- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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elen degeneres is straight....

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