How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Take this and put it- No.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

ME NAME IS JEFF

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

whats brown and sticky? shit

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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