When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Harry Styles

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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