- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Knock knock. Come in.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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