So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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