"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Not a joke.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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