Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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I like touching my boobs

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Kelly Clarkson

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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A young baby died.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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