- Anti Joke

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

elen degeneres is straight....

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot