Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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