Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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