Wanna know something funny? Your face

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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