- Anti Joke

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.