Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Women's rights.

Once upon a time, The end.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

My kids are mistakes.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Black Friday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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