- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

bees knees

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock knock. Come in.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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