What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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