- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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