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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Black People.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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