- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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