A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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potatoes

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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