Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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