Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Knock Knock Go Away

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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I just can't stand sitting down!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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