An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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