Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

knock, knock. come in.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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