Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Women's rights

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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