- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Knock, Knock Come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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