- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

So. The gays. ...

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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