Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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gay people

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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children burning

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Oh, right

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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