- Anti Joke

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.